Chorus - If we're gonna do it,
we're gonna do it my way.
No matter what I try,
I hate everything that you say.
All the negativity, it's bring me down
& I don't think you're worth keeping around.
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V1 - Anything you wanna hear, yeah that's what I'm saying.
I might swear like a sailor but you know that I'm not playin'.
Unless you really wanna, and if you ask me nice.
I could tell you were a mama's boy when you first stayed the night.
I'm an open book, I'm basically a cosmo.
Proud of what I'm doing and proud of where I call home.
There's a lot I could do without you,
but what's the point in that? I'll be working hard to pick up your slack.
Anything you can do, I already did it better!
Two weeks ago when it was colder weather with a gypsy soul to blame,
Zac Brown he stole my sweater and I haven't been the same since Shakira said "Whenever, Whereever".
I've been doing my best not to get left behind.
SORRY I'M NOT SORRY you got dust in your eyes,
cause I'm ahead of the game, I've got a yahtzee brain.
And a twister's a comin' and Dorothy's on her yellow lane.
So let me tell you now, there's still a lot to do.
But I'm working so hard for what? You?
Give me one week with the Bare Naked Ladies,
and I'll be a shoe in for the million dollar pay day.

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V2 - A people pleaser? I wouldn't say I'm quite that.
But if you're tryna make me happy, don't worry I'mma try back.
Like Trebek, what what what what's the question?
Got me spinning around like the wheel of fortune.
That's a thousand points for me, and I'd say none for you.
Haven't been the same since I fell in love with Drew Carey.
I'm sure that you remember the show.
I don't care Whose Line I'm on as long as they know they way to go to the top.
Yeah, there's more ways than up.
Got no reason to stop til I've got the view of the angels,
looking down on your angles aren't the best but you talk about mine?
Honey, you know I'm better than fine.

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V3 - Oh that's nice make fun of how I do my hair and the clothes I wear,
but I could be topless and oose confidence.
And you just sit there and stare like the idiot that you are.
Don't say you've got a big heart and we got off to a bad start.
Try to cover me up, cause I should be self conscious.
Hey, society, Baby! I think you did your job wrong.
Cause people like me and there are people like you.
People all around the world are feeling just a little bit too,
everything they're not.
This has got to stop.
And don't you worry 'bout me, I can handle the hate.
Being who I am, you get used to the things they say.
It's not like, you know, I'm the Barbie.
But I'll tell you now only I've got the power to starve me.
And I won't and you shouldn't either.
Love yourself and you could be that much wiser.
Unlike with those who think they're better than the best.
Excuse you Sir, have you met me yet?

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